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You Better Watch Out

By: Seth Chambers
Narrated by: Jim D Johnston
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There is something seriously wrong with Santa this year, and he's coming for you.

Santa Claus ruined his life. He saw him as a child, flying across the sky in his reindeer-pulled sleigh, and this vision grew into a long-time obsession. He eventually learned the truth about Santa. The dark, horrifying truth.

Seth Chambers spent much of his formative years happily engrossed in the works of Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke, Theodore Sturgeon, Alfred Bester, and numerous other science fiction masters.

Seth is the author of What Rough Beasts, Little Bird, and Beautiful Machines. His novella "In Her Eyes" was a nominee for the Sturgeon award and an honoree of the James Tiptree award. Seth lives in the Chicago area and can be contacted directly at SethChambersAuthor@gmail.com

©2017 Seth Chambers (P)2017 Seth Chambers

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Solid holiday themed short story w/ a dark side

If anyone knows anything about me they know I love a good holiday themed story and what I love even more is a holiday themed story with a dark edge to it. This one fit the bill! It was just what I needed to start off the Christmas season. It starts with a kid who believes in Santa and things go downhill from there. So great! Also, how could I resist I story that references Wilfred Brimley and “the diabeetus”. If you don’t know what I’m talking about definitely look it up on YouTube and you’ll be laughing your ass off. The narrator for the audiobook was solid. He suited the story and did a good Santa voice. Overall I was really happy with this one. 4 stars!

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Wild Story and the Narrator rocks

This was a very entertaining short story, but the Narrator/Producer took the book to an all new level.

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Excellent listen with genuine LOL moments. Provides an entertaining twist to the Santa Myth. Highly recommend a listen!!

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You better watch out!

Loved it!Very funny! Jim D. Johnston was a great narrator! I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

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