• Crime Never Pays

  • 10 Short Crime Stories
  • By: Bill Bernico
  • Narrated by: Steven Anderson
  • Length: 1 hr and 57 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (3 ratings)

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Crime Never Pays

By: Bill Bernico
Narrated by: Steven Anderson
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Crime Never Pays runs 1 hour and 57 minutes and consists of the following short 10 short stories:

"A Perfect Match" (There you sit in your jail cell, telling your cellmate how you got caught because of ballistics, but you didn't use a gun???)

"Cellblock" (You're in prison doing time for your crime but there's someone already here who wants to even the score with you)

"Cocaine" (The Highway Patrol pulls up behind you and your flat tire and gives you a ride back to town. Now what happens to the cocaine hidden in your spare tire?)

"Dog Day Morning" (Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be a movie fanatic when you want to find a clever way to propose to your girlfriend)

"Is It Safe?" (Two dimwitted brothers think they have a sure-fire plan for cracking the safe at the local dairy. But is it safe?)

"Loan Shark" (You’re out of options, so you get the money you need from a loan shark. Time's up and you don’t have the money. Now what?)

"New On The Job" (You were supposed to just drive your target out into the desert and kill him, but you screwed up, being new on this job)

"Stella And The Chief" (The police chief's wife tangles with his mistress in this true story as told by a retired police captain from Wisconsin)

"The Fish Tie Strangler" (You and your husband are stranded on a rainy night and take refuge in a bar. Is there a killer lurking within?)

"Trick Or Treat" (You've been picked on all your life because you were short. Now that attribute will work to your advantage in this deadly game)

©2013 Bill Bernico (P)2013 Bill Bernico

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