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It was 1970 in a defeated Rhode Island fishing town. Vietnam and Nixon dominated the national news. Both the near and distant future looked bleak. But they were five inseparable high school friends with something incredible in common: an unwavering resolve to look after each other no matter what hell life threw at them. And they were on a mission. The plan was simple: Go off the grid before they turned 18 to avoid the draft. They’d sell some grass, stack some cash, then head west and start a commune. What could possibly go wrong?
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This really hit home.
- By Ray Beaulieu on 05-26-24
By: Don Winslow
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The Justice
- By: James Patterson, Aaron Cooley
- Narrated by: Sanaa Lathan, David Rasche, Susan Kelechi Watson, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 57 mins
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Justice Beth Garner (Sanaa Lathan) just landed the appointment of a lifetime—a seat on the Supreme Court. Now a mysterious company is blackmailing her for her vote on a landmark case. Caught up in the checkered past of her hero and mentor, Chief Justice Clayton Erlenborn, Beth must cunningly maneuver through a dangerous web of secrets, deception, and cold-blooded murder. Armed with only her moral compass and unflinching nerve, she’s up against a sinister world full of undercover agents, domestic terrorists, and black ops assassins—all of whom want her to comply or die.
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One of the best
- By Jackie on 02-25-24
By: James Patterson, and others
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Too Late
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- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Ryan Gray, Maxine Mitchell, Joe Arden
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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Sloan will go through hell and back for those she loves. And she does so, every single day. Caught up with the alluring Asa Jackson, a notorious drug trafficker, Sloan has finally found a lifeline to cling to, even if it’s meant compromising her morals. She was in dire straits trying to pay for her brother’s care until she met Asa. But as Sloan became emotionally and economically reliant on him, he in turn developed a disturbing obsession with her—one that becomes increasingly dangerous every day.
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Triggering and poor narration
- By Katherine Epperson on 07-11-23
By: Colleen Hoover
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One of Us Is Dead
- By: Jeneva Rose
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Hillary Huber, Elizabeth Evans, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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Opulence. Sex. Betrayal…sometimes friendship can be deadly. Meet the women of Buckhead—a place of expensive cars, huge houses, and competitive friendships. Who amongst these women will be clever enough to survive Buckhead—and who will wind up dead? They say that friendships can be complex, but no one said it could ever be this deadly.
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Great mystery. Sexually graphic.
- By Sue on 09-04-22
By: Jeneva Rose
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- Varm
- 03-31-23
Came highly recommended and did not disappoint
I've been reading a lot of chuck Palahniuk and Brett Easton Ellis over the past year, I know sometimes we just have those years. If you're looking for another book in the category of bitingly sarcastic morally ambiguous narrator tackles an uncaring cold world, then this book will be dead on for you. In fact, this has to be up there for the best book I've ever read in that category.
It's really then a question of what you're looking for. Slight spoilers, but when half of your book is a character taking, then reacting internally to a psychological evaluation, you're going to weed out a large portion of readers. But if you think that sounds interesting, then you won't see it better executed anywhere.
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- LEVI
- 02-13-11
Good pace and prose but a bit of a let down
I was very excited when downloading this as it had come very highly reccomended by Chuck Palahniuk and others and there is a strong flavour of Fight Club to storyline. It is a very gripping book that has a great sense of slickness and pace but the last 20 pages left me feeling a bit short changed. Worth a listen though, you may feel differently.
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- Stephanie L. Mazzetti
- 12-02-20
The best author you never listened to!
The storyline is captivating from the beginning. A twisted but likable antihero.... an all to realistic tale of life for the mentally ill and addicted.
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- K. Burch
- 09-14-14
Not for Me
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When the first quarter of the book was about a guy trying to beat a WAY-overcooked suicide evaluation, I started to wonder if there was actually going to be a plot. I never found out because due to the author dragging out what should have been a scene into an act, I decided this wasn't for me.
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- kp for J. H.
- 05-11-21
really good
I don't write good reviews but I really liked this book. of course the narrator was terrific but the book was really good too.
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- R. Sorenson
- 01-08-22
Raw, contorted, heartwarming mindf**k of a book!
I really enjoyed this audiobook! It was a raw and unique story full of flashbacks, psychology, heartwarming and hateable characters, that never held back any of the intimate details in the life of the MC.
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- Johnathan
- 09-29-21
You Will Be Entertained
I listen to portions of audiobooks on audible everyday. I’ve listened to many audiobooks. Most I listen to at least twice. A select few are so interesting that I listen to them many times. After I’ve listened to one dozens of times, it becomes part of my life, a comfort, because I know exactly what it is going to happen in the story and it’s not going to change. After all that this is my first review I’ve ever left or rating I’ve ever given. That speaks for itself.
This book is very well written , it’s not boring at all, it’s Narrator is top notch and I enjoyed pretty much every word in it. Fantastic , Deep, Thought provoking,,, it’s really good. You’ll enjoy it! I certainly did. I’ll be listening to it many more times.
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- Robert
- 01-31-22
Great from start to finish.
Writing style always grabs me first. In audiobooks, the narrator can sometimes make it or break it. Content, sometimes, for me isn't even as important. This superb piece of work had all three: an interesting and novel (ha ha) novel, and you get 5 stars all around.
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- Bird Lady 147
- 05-25-24
Different
Loved this book loved the narration and this is second time around in over 10 years. Loved it even more this time caught more this time. I’m sure I will revisit this again sometime.
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- Babygaki
- 01-13-21
Good read for palahniuk fans
Surprised me. I love the story. Pacing and chapter length are good if your attention span is lacking like mine. I enjoyed the narrators voice quite a bit. Perfect for the role. Fan of Palahniuk and reminded me of themes and organization of invisible monsters. Google agrees too. Apparently Palahniuk loves this book.
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