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Gretch Wolgast is a bit of a dud. Just ask her. She’s a 21-year-old college dropout who has a loser job at the mall. Sure, she can lift a tennis ball with her telekinetic powers. But only three feet in the air. And she has to be sitting. Gretch is an OP, one of thousands born in Orlando, Florida, in the early 1980s who mysteriously developed the ability to move things with their minds. Unfortunately, she turned out to be the weakest of the bunch. Now, Gretch’s life is being turned upside down. She witnesses a murder and discovers a wide-ranging conspiracy.
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Super(natural) fun!
- By Jules H on 12-12-19
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Dragon Heist
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
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Birdie Binkowitz is just a little bitter. As a young actress, she was the toast of Hollywood, definitely destined for greatness. Then the dragons had to rise up from their thousand-year slumber, take over Earth and ruin everything. Twenty years later, Birdie is living her worst life in her hometown of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, working at her father's Seed and Feed (and Bagels). Then, a mysterious dragon appears in front of the store seeking her help. He’s got a bone to pick with his fellow dragons–and he wants to hit them where it hurts.
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Just finished my second listen
- By Kalena on 05-05-23
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Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Andrea Vernon always thought she would spend her life living in Paris writing thought-provoking historical novels all day and sipping wine on the Seine all night. But the reality is she's drowning in debt, has no prospects, and is forced to move back to Queens, where her parents remind her daily that they are very interested in grandchildren. Then, one morning, she is kidnapped, interviewed, and hired as an administrative assistant by the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection. Superheroes for hire, using their powers for good. What could possibly go wrong?
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A Normal Life in an Abnormal World
- By Arthur D. Rich on 08-26-17
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Space Team: The Collected Adventures, Volume 1
- Funny Sci Fi Space Action Adventure
- By: Barry J. Hutchison
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 24 hrs and 26 mins
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When petty criminal Cal Carver is locked in a cell with a deranged, semi-naked cannibal, he suspects his life has hit its lowest point. He is mistaken. Abducted by aliens and whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of misfits and criminals and sent on a top secret mission for the president of Space. And that's when everything starts to go very, very wrong....
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Absurd. Irreverent. A damn good time!
- By Vukodlak on 08-13-20
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The Case of the Damaged Detective
- 5-Minute Sherlock, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Carol Monda
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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A dance club full of bodies. Cause of death - a mystery. The lone survivor - a man, raving like a lunatic, wearing only a deerstalker hat. Now, the man who calls himself Sherman Holmes is being studied like a lab rat by a top-secret government agency. How is it he can be barely clinging to reality one minute - yet be a seeming genius the next? Within his brain might just be the greatest scientific breakthrough of the millennium, if anyone can figure out how to access it. Enter the agent code named Watson.
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I wish I could chain Drew to a desk and make him write for me 24/7... j/k... kind of...
- By Joseph Gray on 06-16-19
By: Drew Hayes
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Down These Mean Streets
- The Dark Side of the City
- By: Larry Correia, Kacey Ezell - editor
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor, Cary Hite, Allison Hiroto, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
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Humans have always been fascinated by darkness. Especially the darkness of a city at night, when the black sky is made ever more inky by the pools of illumination dropped under streetlights. Whether the mean streets be in an alternate past charmed with dark magic or the dirty alleyways of futuristic crowded space stations, the city—and its darkened streets—will always fascinate us. Here then, an anthology of all new stories of science fiction and fantasy with a hardboiled noir twist that acknowledge that the city is a living, breathing entity...and it isn’t always on our side.
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Mix of OK and unlistenable
- By BD on 04-18-24
By: Larry Correia, and others
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Orlando People
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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Gretch Wolgast is a bit of a dud. Just ask her. She’s a 21-year-old college dropout who has a loser job at the mall. Sure, she can lift a tennis ball with her telekinetic powers. But only three feet in the air. And she has to be sitting. Gretch is an OP, one of thousands born in Orlando, Florida, in the early 1980s who mysteriously developed the ability to move things with their minds. Unfortunately, she turned out to be the weakest of the bunch. Now, Gretch’s life is being turned upside down. She witnesses a murder and discovers a wide-ranging conspiracy.
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Super(natural) fun!
- By Jules H on 12-12-19
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Dragon Heist
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Original Recording
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Birdie Binkowitz is just a little bitter. As a young actress, she was the toast of Hollywood, definitely destined for greatness. Then the dragons had to rise up from their thousand-year slumber, take over Earth and ruin everything. Twenty years later, Birdie is living her worst life in her hometown of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, working at her father's Seed and Feed (and Bagels). Then, a mysterious dragon appears in front of the store seeking her help. He’s got a bone to pick with his fellow dragons–and he wants to hit them where it hurts.
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Just finished my second listen
- By Kalena on 05-05-23
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Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Andrea Vernon always thought she would spend her life living in Paris writing thought-provoking historical novels all day and sipping wine on the Seine all night. But the reality is she's drowning in debt, has no prospects, and is forced to move back to Queens, where her parents remind her daily that they are very interested in grandchildren. Then, one morning, she is kidnapped, interviewed, and hired as an administrative assistant by the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection. Superheroes for hire, using their powers for good. What could possibly go wrong?
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A Normal Life in an Abnormal World
- By Arthur D. Rich on 08-26-17
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Space Team: The Collected Adventures, Volume 1
- Funny Sci Fi Space Action Adventure
- By: Barry J. Hutchison
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 24 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When petty criminal Cal Carver is locked in a cell with a deranged, semi-naked cannibal, he suspects his life has hit its lowest point. He is mistaken. Abducted by aliens and whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of misfits and criminals and sent on a top secret mission for the president of Space. And that's when everything starts to go very, very wrong....
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Absurd. Irreverent. A damn good time!
- By Vukodlak on 08-13-20
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The Case of the Damaged Detective
- 5-Minute Sherlock, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Carol Monda
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Original Recording
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A dance club full of bodies. Cause of death - a mystery. The lone survivor - a man, raving like a lunatic, wearing only a deerstalker hat. Now, the man who calls himself Sherman Holmes is being studied like a lab rat by a top-secret government agency. How is it he can be barely clinging to reality one minute - yet be a seeming genius the next? Within his brain might just be the greatest scientific breakthrough of the millennium, if anyone can figure out how to access it. Enter the agent code named Watson.
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I wish I could chain Drew to a desk and make him write for me 24/7... j/k... kind of...
- By Joseph Gray on 06-16-19
By: Drew Hayes
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Down These Mean Streets
- The Dark Side of the City
- By: Larry Correia, Kacey Ezell - editor
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor, Cary Hite, Allison Hiroto, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
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Humans have always been fascinated by darkness. Especially the darkness of a city at night, when the black sky is made ever more inky by the pools of illumination dropped under streetlights. Whether the mean streets be in an alternate past charmed with dark magic or the dirty alleyways of futuristic crowded space stations, the city—and its darkened streets—will always fascinate us. Here then, an anthology of all new stories of science fiction and fantasy with a hardboiled noir twist that acknowledge that the city is a living, breathing entity...and it isn’t always on our side.
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Mix of OK and unlistenable
- By BD on 04-18-24
By: Larry Correia, and others
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Differently Morphous
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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A magical serial killer is on the loose, and gelatinous, otherworldly creatures are infesting the English countryside. Which is making life for the Ministry of Occultism difficult, because magic is supposed to be their best kept secret. After centuries in the shadows, the Ministry is forced to unmask, exposing the country's magical history - and magical citizens - to a brave new world of social media, government scrutiny, and public relations.
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Not for everybody
- By R. MCRACKAN on 09-24-18
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Prime
- A Jack Sigler Thriller, Book 0
- By: Jeremy Robinson, Sean Ellis
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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When a raid on an insurgent safehouse reveals a clue to decoding the world's most mysterious manuscript—and possibly a recipe for creating the ultimate weapon of mass destruction—Delta operator Jack Sigler must forge a new black ops team to avert catastrophe, a team of deadly warriors with dangerous secrets—the Chess Team.
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Enjoyed this audio book!
- By Mike Rodriguez on 04-27-24
By: Jeremy Robinson, and others
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Dark Operator
- Galaxy's Edge: Dark Operator, Book 1
- By: Doc Spears, Jason Anspach, Nick Cole
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter
- Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
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Legion Dark Ops has always been a unit shrouded in secrecy. Tasked with performing covert missions, its kill teams are filled with the best warriors from within the ranks of the Legion. Kel Turner is one of the youngest legionnaires ever to be selected to its ranks. After many battles and trials, he is faced with the greatest challenge of his life - operating by himself on a remote planet at the galaxy's edge, a foot soldier for the policies of the duplicitous House of Reason, tasked with solving a crisis that would take ten kill teams to resolve.
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The story behind the story!
- By Viajero on 05-30-20
By: Doc Spears, and others
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Governor
- Ascent to Empire, Book 1
- By: Richard Fox, David Weber
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 20 hrs and 36 mins
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For more than fifty years, the Terran Republic and the Terran League have been killing one another. The death toll has climbed ever higher, year after year, with no end in sight. But the members of the Five Hundred, the social elite of the Republic's Heart Worlds, don't care.
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Excellent character development and descriptions.
- By Micah James Messer on 03-16-24
By: Richard Fox, and others
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The Mermaid of Black Conch
- A Novel
- By: Monique Roffey
- Narrated by: Ben Onwukue, Vivienne Acheampong
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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In 1976, David is fishing off the island of Black Conch when he comes upon a creature he doesn’t expect: a mermaid by the name of Aycayia. Once a beautiful young woman, she was cursed by jealous wives to live in this form for the rest of her days. But after the mermaid is caught by American tourists, David rescues and hides her away in his home, finding that, once out of the water, she begins to transform back into a woman. Now David must work to win Aycayia's trust while she relearns what it is to be human.
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So different a story!
- By Sherry on 07-16-22
By: Monique Roffey
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The Feed
- A Novel
- By: Nick Clark Windo
- Narrated by: Clare Corbett, Nick Clark Windo
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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The Feed is accessible everywhere, by everyone, at any time. It instantaneously links us to all information and global events. Tom and Kate use the Feed, but Tom has resisted its addiction. The Feed's collapse, taking modern society with it, leaves people scavenging to survive. Tom and Kate have managed to protect themselves and their family. But then their six-year-old daughter, Bea, goes missing. Who has taken her? How do you begin to look for someone in a world without technology?
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uhhh
- By Michelle on 03-10-20
By: Nick Clark Windo
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The Prefect
- By: Alastair Reynolds
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 19 hrs and 41 mins
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Tom Dreyfus is a Prefect, a law enforcement officer with the Panoply. His beat is the multifaceted utopian society of the Glitter Band, that vast swirl of space habitats orbiting the planet Yellowstone, the teeming hub of a human interstellar empire spanning many worlds. His current case: investigating a murderous attack against one of the habitats that left 900 people dead, a crime that appalls even a hardened cop like Dreyfus.
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Best yet of the Revelation Space series
- By Michael G Kurilla on 04-03-11
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By a Silver Thread
- DFZ Changeling, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Naomi Rose-Mock
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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In the world’s most magical metropolis where spirits run noodle shops and cash-strapped dragons stage photo-ops for tourists, people still think fairies are nothing but stories, and that’s exactly how the fairies like it. It’s a lot easier to feast on humanity’s dreams when no one believes you exist. But while this arrangement works splendidly for most fair folk, Lola isn’t one of the lucky ones.
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Good, not great
- By Tango on 05-05-23
By: Rachel Aaron
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Cosmic Delivery Boy
- Cosmic Delivery Boy, Book 1
- By: L.G. Estrella
- Narrated by: Matt Cowlrick
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
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Simon is the best delivery boy that Mr Edwards’s restaurant has ever had. He’s on time every time, and he’s gotten nothing but good reviews. But he needs more money. His mother’s medical treatment won’t pay for itself, and his father is already working three jobs to try to make ends meet. But it might just be his lucky day: Mr. Edwards has another job for him. It’s more delivery work, but not the usual kind. You might even say that it’s out of this world. Oh well. Beggars can’t be choosers, and the pay is fantastic.
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L.G. Estrella did it again
- By Gabe on 08-31-22
By: L.G. Estrella
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Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
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Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows. But when she's captured trying to rob a vault that belongs to a secret guild of villains, she's offered a hard choice: prove she has what it takes to join them or be eliminated. Apprenticed to one of the world's most powerful (and supposedly dead) villains, she is thrust into a strange world where the lines that divide superheroes and criminals are more complex than they seem.
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A Nice Surprise with some Really Fun Characters
- By Small Mountain on 09-29-17
By: Drew Hayes
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Final Days
- Final Days, Book 1
- By: Nathan Hystad, Jasper T. Scott
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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A mysterious convergence of natural disasters threatens to destroy life as we know it, and people across the United States are going missing. With no one left to investigate, Special Agent Kendra Baker takes the case, trying to solve the disappearances before she’s out of time. Among those abducted is Valeria Miller, the daughter of ex-Marine Corporal Andrew Miller, and he’ll stop at nothing to find her. With the help of an unstable conspiracy theorist, they find themselves on the trail of a reclusive billionaire who just might have all the answers.
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Excellent, fast-paced action packed adventure!
- By Dr. Geoff on 06-28-20
By: Nathan Hystad, and others
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Kitty Cat Kill Sat
- A Feline Space Adventure
- By: Argus
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 19 hrs and 37 mins
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Civilization has fallen. The solar system is blanketed with the automated weapons of ancient wars, engineered plagues, hazardous waste, rogue AI, monsters from outside our dimension, artificial disasters, and nuclear climate change. Every moment of life on Earth is a brutal fight for survival. The people of Sol carry on, but hope is at a premium. They need something more. Someone with a plan, a savior, a hero. What they get is Lily.
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Amazing sci-fi story (also cat)!
- By C on 06-14-23
By: Argus
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- Gloria C.
- 01-31-24
Sad, dark, uplifting, wonderful
I enjoy when an author or other creative person explores a different vibe. I am a big fan of everything Mr. Kane has put out so far, and this darker, less comical, version of heroic, chaotic, flawed characters was no exception. I look forward to following every old or new avenue this author takes.
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- Jul
- 01-23-24
Very different from other Kane novels.
I love Alexander C Kane. I really love Andrea Vernon. This novel is VERY dark. Well written as all of his other novels, however, very dark. Maybe because this book totally captures our human nature and it can be too close to the truth, As other reviewers have said this very dark, We have warned you.
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- Terre
- 01-18-24
⚠️SPOILER⚠️ I enjoyed this as I had no idea about it.
I don't read book summaries. Most of the time I am reading an author I like, so I trust I will like the story. The "They won, I joined them." was enough for me. I like Alexander's writing. he always makes me laugh. This story kept me "turning the pages." I enjoyed it. Scott was a good narrator!
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The names of some of the characters were hard for me to follow so I didn't feel I got to know them as well as I do some other characters which is just as well because they died. I usually hate books where the characters die, but as I said I wasn't that invested with these ones, although I LOVED the explosives expert. The one I wanted to die didn't but I can dream. I liked Arkansas and Barker. This is a tough situation I hope to never be in. Curious as to who actually is the Scum in this story.
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- Jules
- 01-29-24
Not the norm
Definitely not like the others he’s written! I had a hard time getting into it & sticking w/ the story, but overall it was still pretty good!
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- Audiophile
- 01-21-24
Alexander C. Kane does it again
Another terrific and imaginative book from Kane, who has a knack for making wildly unrealistic situations work by being attuned to the all-too-real ways humans and institutions work. If you haven’t discovered this author yet, you are in for a real treat. If you have, well, you won’t be disappointed. Here’s hoping there is a sequel in the works…
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- Catherine M Malcolm
- 05-09-24
Perfect for fans of 1984
This book was a real mind trip that put politics, human nature, and existential threats into one complete package. The twists you would have expected are not the ones that happened, but overall the whole book was poignant and darkly fun.
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- Phonejock
- 02-15-24
Good audio book
Alien invasion story from a different point of view with the Great characters . Itwas very well preformed.
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- Emily Watson
- 03-30-24
Another hit
Another fantastic listen from Kane. Tone is definitely more serious and dark than his previous works, but still funny at times. Characters you both love and hate. Imaginative plot. Loved it!
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- Damzlfly
- 02-01-24
Despite humor, this was not an easy listen
I tend to enjoy Alexander C. Kane's audiobooks. his works tend to feature both violence and levity. While I'm not generally a fan of the former, I do appreciate the latter.
Scum of the Earth has both themes in abundance. However, this is the first time I've had a hard time rooting for a protagonist of his. Ezra Barker is a traitor to humankind. He is an unlikely hero. The fact that I can picture myself in his place, making unpalatable decisions to survive, makes my feelings of discomfort worse than if I couldn't relate to him at all.
Scott Aiello is a brilliant voice actor. I might not have been able to make it through this book without him.
Overall, this was a thoroughly entertaining listen.
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- Kindle Customer
- 01-18-24
Rooting for The Scum of the Earth!
I've always enjoyed Kane's characters, so flawed and so very human. Even his inhuman characters never fail to be so vivid. This one's no exception!
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