Kayobi's Days Off

By: Robert Butler

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins

Publisher's summary

Hi. My name is Kayobi Taida, and I am an assassin, no, not one of those piddly little human assassins. I'm an alien, an assassin on a galactic scale. My job is to exterminate dictators who get too big for their britches and decide that ruling one world just isn't enough. I stalk them, eliminate them, and then get paid. It's pretty easy for me, since I'm a 'swapper' what you might call a 'shape shifter' and my people are the only ones in the galaxy known to have magic power. But this isn't 'that' story. Not for the most part. These are the stories of my days off, my vacations, the little slices of my life that make all that work worth it. And of course, my endless crusade against doing any chores while I am on those vacations, as chores are vile and must be crushed so that I may enjoy the lifestyle of a proper NEET.

I know it may sound strange for an intergalactic assassin to just want to sit around, eat snacks, watch anime, and have a slow, easy life... but maybe, just maybe, by the end of this story, you'll come around to my way of thinking. And if you don't, well I like to think you'll enjoy the ride.