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Holy Bible - Best God Damned Version - The Books of Moses
- For atheists, agnostics, and fans of religious stupidity
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- Narrated by: Richard Dawkins
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,262
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,099
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,081
In 12 fiercely funny, mind-expanding chapters, Dawkins explains how the natural world arose without a designer - the improbability and beauty of the "bottom-up programming" that engineers an embryo or a flock of starlings - and challenges head-on some of the most basic assumptions made by the world’s religions: Do you believe in God? Which one? Is the Bible a "Good Book"? Is adhering to a religion necessary, or even likely, to make people good to one another? Outgrowing God is a concise, provocative guide to thinking for yourself.
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3 out of 5 stars
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No new ground is covered.
- By God(less) on 11-05-19
By: Richard Dawkins
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The Complete Heretic's Guide to Western Religion, Book 1
- The Mormons
- By: David Fitzgerald
- Narrated by: David Smalley
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 521
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 471
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 471
In this first book of The Complete Heretic's Guide to World Religion series, historian and award-winning atheist author Dave Fitzgerald takes us behind the Salt Lake curtain for a glimpse at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and answers your questions: Where did this multi-billion dollar tax-exempt corporation come from? Did Joseph Smith really sleep with all those women? Are the Mormons going to take over the whole world, and if so, is there any way to stop them? But that's not all!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Amusing treatment, but narration problems
- By B. C. French on 08-06-13
By: David Fitzgerald
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The Case Against Miracles
- By: John W. Loftus, Michael Shermer - foreword
- Narrated by: Michael Butler Murray, Teri Schnaubelt
- Length: 18 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 30
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
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Story5 out of 5 stars 24
Incorporating his own thoughts along with those of noted academics, philosophers, and theologians, Loftus is able to properly define "miracle" and then show why there's no reason to believe such a thing even exists.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The Scientific Evidence and The Logical Facts Were Absolutely Overwhelming To Any Reasonable Mind.
- By Bernard Tanner Jr on 03-23-24
By: John W. Loftus, and others
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The End of Faith
- By: Sam Harris
- Narrated by: Brian Emerson
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,989
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,415
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,388
Here is an impassioned plea for reason in a world divided by faith. This important and timely work delivers a startling analysis of the clash of faith and reason in today's world. Harris offers a vivid historical tour of mankind's willingness to suspend reason in favor of religious beliefs, even when those beliefs are used to justify harmful behavior and sometimes heinous crimes.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good book, bad narrator
- By wlong on 09-17-10
By: Sam Harris
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The Bible's Cutting Room Floor
- The Holy Scriptures Missing from Your Bible
- By: Joel M. Hoffman
- Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 56
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 54
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Story4 out of 5 stars 54
In The Bible’s Cutting Room Floor, acclaimed author and translator Dr. Joel M. Hoffman gives us the stories and other texts that didn’t make it into the Bible even though they offer penetrating insight into the Bible and its teachings. The Book of Genesis tells us about Adam and Eve’s time in the Garden of Eden, but not their saga after they get kicked out or the lessons they have for us about good and evil.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good content, rather poor presentation by narrator
- By J_T on 12-28-16
By: Joel M. Hoffman
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The Atheist Handbook to the Old Testament, Volume 1
- By: Joshua Bowen
- Narrated by: Seth Andrews
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 252
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 219
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 219
The Old Testament is a fierce battleground for atheists and Christian apologists, with each side accusing the other of taking challenging and troubling passages out of context. In this handbook, Joshua Bowen not only provides the background to the Old Testament and the ancient Near East, but engages with hotly contested topics like slavery, failed prophecy, and the authorship of debated Old Testament books.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very informative with beautiful narration
- By Frank Rizzo on 07-07-21
By: Joshua Bowen
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The God Delusion
- By: Richard Dawkins
- Narrated by: Richard Dawkins, Lalla Ward
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 13,212
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,619
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,508
Discover magazine recently called Richard Dawkins "Darwin's Rottweiler" for his fierce and effective defense of evolution. Prospect magazine voted him among the top three public intellectuals in the world (along with Umberto Eco and Noam Chomsky). Now Dawkins turns his considerable intellect on religion, denouncing its faulty logic and the suffering it causes.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Dangerous Religion
- By Rick Just on 12-21-06
By: Richard Dawkins
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Made in America
- By: Bill Bryson
- Narrated by: William Roberts
- Length: 18 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,494
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,235
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,234
In Made in America, Bryson de-mythologizes his native land, explaining how a dusty hamlet with neither woods nor holly became Hollywood, how the Wild West wasn't won, why Americans say 'lootenant' and 'Toosday', how Americans were eating junk food long before the word itself was cooked up, as well as exposing the true origins of the G-string, the original $64,000 question, and Dr Kellogg of cornflakes fame.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Bryson Not Reading Makes For a Rare Fail
- By John on 02-28-14
By: Bill Bryson
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- Germain Jilly
- 02-27-24
Gang Rape, Slavery, & Yahweh
This is exactly what I was looking for! Thank Yahweh for this author’s God-given satirical excellence! Any serious student of Christianity, Jewishism, Muslimist, Occultist, Magickian, NEEDS TO HEAR THIS!
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- M. R. Mosall
- 04-04-24
We Get the Point
Yes, the bible is full of dumb things. 150 year old people, fathers killing sons and daughters, and bushes that are talking fire hazards, just to name a few. The book is way too long and repetitive for the topic. At somewhere around 4 or 5 hours, I stopped listening. Just could not bear another 5 hours of the same routine. The author makes his point very early on. I agree with him but do not need to keep hearing the same message over and over.
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