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- Cooking with Disaster, Book 1
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
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The world as we knew it is gone. Food and water are poison. Learn the new rules or die trying.
Eli "Nacho" Naches is a fearsome assassin who has lost everything in a post-apocalyptic world full of monstrous creatures. He knows where he fits in this horror show, and he’s only been hanging around to see what’s going to be thrown at him next. When he’s finally put in chains and sent to the chopping block, he goes readily...only to be unexpectedly sent back in time to his younger body with his memories intact and the chance to make a difference.
But Nacho isn’t interested in saving the world. He just needs to save the people who matter to him and give them a chance to survive in a world where everything but the air itself is poison. Knowing that all their lives are on the line, Nacho the battle-scarred killer needs to get his college-age friends to listen to him, plan their builds, and secure a safe location to bunker down. Obviously, each of those goals is an epic quest all on its own.
Welcome to the Juxtaposition. May your future be delicious.
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- Unabridged
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Joss is an ordinary freshman college student–or she was, until magic irrevocably changed her life. When her brother is kidnapped and her family murdered, it awakens something deep inside her—something primal. Joss's unwavering resolve to save her brother and deliver retribution leads her to discover a perilous realm, brimming with power, danger, and death. The realm of the Fae.
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Starts a bit rough, but smooths out by the end
- By mat on 08-23-23
By: Brock Walker
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Most Delicious Poison
- The Story of Nature's Toxins―from Spices to Vices
- By: Noah Whiteman
- Narrated by: Noah Whiteman
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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Scratch beneath the surface of a coffee bean, a red pepper flake, a poppy seed, a mold spore, a foxglove leaf, a magic-mushroom cap, a marijuana bud, or an apple seed, and we find a bevy of strange chemicals. We use these to greet our days (caffeine), titillate our tongues (capsaicin), recover from surgery (opioids), cure infections (penicillin), mend our hearts (digoxin), bend our minds (psilocybin), calm our nerves (CBD), and even kill our enemies (cyanide). But why do plants and fungi produce such chemicals? And how did we come to use and abuse some of them?
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Off topic
- By Stewart on 12-26-23
By: Noah Whiteman
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To Die For
- A Novel
- By: Joyce Maynard
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Piper Goodeve, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Local weather reporter Suzanne Maretto craves nothing more than to transcend life at her suburban cable television news station and follow in the footsteps of her idol: Barbara Walters. When she concludes that her unglamorous husband is getting in the way of her dream of stardom, the solution seems obvious: Get rid of him. She seduces a 15-year-old admirer, Jimmy, and persuades him to do her dirty work. Mission accomplished, Suzanne takes to the airwaves in her new role as grieving widow, in search of a TV deal. If that means selling Jimmy down the river, she’s ready.
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Great movie, even better book
- By RueRue on 12-19-23
By: Joyce Maynard
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The Secret Hours
- By: Mick Herron
- Narrated by: Gerard Doyle
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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Two years ago, a hostile Prime Minister launched the Monochrome inquiry, investigating "historical over-reaching" by the British Secret Service “to investigate historical over-reaching.” Monochrome’s mission was to ferret out any hint of misconduct by any MI5 officer—and allowed Griselda Fleet and Malcolm Kyle, the two civil servants seconded to the project, unfettered access to any and all confidential information in the Service archives in order to do so. But MI5’s formidable First Desk did not become Britain’s top spy by accident, and she has successfully thwarted the inquiry at every turn.
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Just about perfect
- By June Lapidow on 09-28-23
By: Mick Herron
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One Summer in Savannah
- A Novel
- By: Terah Shelton Harris
- Narrated by: Zuzu Robinson
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
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A compelling debut that glows with bittersweet heart and touching emotion, deeply interrogating questions of family, redemption, and unconditional love in the sweltering summer heat of Savannah, as two people discover what it means to truly forgive.
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Forgiveness
- By Giomara Montes on 12-11-23
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Behind the Net
- A Grumpy Sunshine Hockey Romance
- By: Stephanie Archer
- Narrated by: Tim Paige, Savannah Peachwood
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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After my ex crushed my dreams in the music industry, I’m done with getting my heart broken. Working as an assistant for an NHL player was supposed to be a breeze, but nothing about Jamie Streicher is easy. He’s an intimidatingly hot, grouchy jerk who can't stand me. The guy has a massive ego. Keeping things professional will be no problem, even when he demands I move in with him.
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Binge-Worthy
- By Kayla on 11-20-23
By: Stephanie Archer
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Rise of the Lycanthrope
- Crossroads of Fate, Book 1
- By: Brock Walker
- Narrated by: Samara Naeymi
- Length: 21 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Joss is an ordinary freshman college student–or she was, until magic irrevocably changed her life. When her brother is kidnapped and her family murdered, it awakens something deep inside her—something primal. Joss's unwavering resolve to save her brother and deliver retribution leads her to discover a perilous realm, brimming with power, danger, and death. The realm of the Fae.
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Starts a bit rough, but smooths out by the end
- By mat on 08-23-23
By: Brock Walker
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Most Delicious Poison
- The Story of Nature's Toxins―from Spices to Vices
- By: Noah Whiteman
- Narrated by: Noah Whiteman
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Scratch beneath the surface of a coffee bean, a red pepper flake, a poppy seed, a mold spore, a foxglove leaf, a magic-mushroom cap, a marijuana bud, or an apple seed, and we find a bevy of strange chemicals. We use these to greet our days (caffeine), titillate our tongues (capsaicin), recover from surgery (opioids), cure infections (penicillin), mend our hearts (digoxin), bend our minds (psilocybin), calm our nerves (CBD), and even kill our enemies (cyanide). But why do plants and fungi produce such chemicals? And how did we come to use and abuse some of them?
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Off topic
- By Stewart on 12-26-23
By: Noah Whiteman
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To Die For
- A Novel
- By: Joyce Maynard
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Piper Goodeve, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Local weather reporter Suzanne Maretto craves nothing more than to transcend life at her suburban cable television news station and follow in the footsteps of her idol: Barbara Walters. When she concludes that her unglamorous husband is getting in the way of her dream of stardom, the solution seems obvious: Get rid of him. She seduces a 15-year-old admirer, Jimmy, and persuades him to do her dirty work. Mission accomplished, Suzanne takes to the airwaves in her new role as grieving widow, in search of a TV deal. If that means selling Jimmy down the river, she’s ready.
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Great movie, even better book
- By RueRue on 12-19-23
By: Joyce Maynard
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The Secret Hours
- By: Mick Herron
- Narrated by: Gerard Doyle
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Two years ago, a hostile Prime Minister launched the Monochrome inquiry, investigating "historical over-reaching" by the British Secret Service “to investigate historical over-reaching.” Monochrome’s mission was to ferret out any hint of misconduct by any MI5 officer—and allowed Griselda Fleet and Malcolm Kyle, the two civil servants seconded to the project, unfettered access to any and all confidential information in the Service archives in order to do so. But MI5’s formidable First Desk did not become Britain’s top spy by accident, and she has successfully thwarted the inquiry at every turn.
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Just about perfect
- By June Lapidow on 09-28-23
By: Mick Herron
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One Summer in Savannah
- A Novel
- By: Terah Shelton Harris
- Narrated by: Zuzu Robinson
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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A compelling debut that glows with bittersweet heart and touching emotion, deeply interrogating questions of family, redemption, and unconditional love in the sweltering summer heat of Savannah, as two people discover what it means to truly forgive.
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Forgiveness
- By Giomara Montes on 12-11-23
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Behind the Net
- A Grumpy Sunshine Hockey Romance
- By: Stephanie Archer
- Narrated by: Tim Paige, Savannah Peachwood
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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After my ex crushed my dreams in the music industry, I’m done with getting my heart broken. Working as an assistant for an NHL player was supposed to be a breeze, but nothing about Jamie Streicher is easy. He’s an intimidatingly hot, grouchy jerk who can't stand me. The guy has a massive ego. Keeping things professional will be no problem, even when he demands I move in with him.
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Binge-Worthy
- By Kayla on 11-20-23
By: Stephanie Archer
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Dead Tired I
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Dorrie Sacks, Tiana Camacho, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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In the distant past, a time of magic and swordplay, there lived Harold, the mightiest lich of all, a master of arcane sciences, and a challenger of gods. After reaching the pinnacle of his power and finding it surprisingly bland, Harold waged a cataclysmic war against the gods, aiming to shatter the very system that confined him.
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Amazing!
- By Anonymous User on 12-19-23
By: RavensDagger
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I'm Not the Hero: An Isekai LitRPG
- I'm Not the Hero, Book 1
- By: SourpatchHero
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 17 hrs and 34 mins
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When it comes to action and adventure, every hero needs a good sidekick. Holmes has Watson, Batman has Robin, and Daniel has . . . Orrin. More like brothers than friends, they always have each other's backs. And as Daniel is the big, strong, handsome type, Orrin is more than happy to remain in his shadow at school, at parties, pretty much everywhere. Then things take a turn for the truly weird when a terrible accident catapults the pair into a world totally unlike their own, in which the rules of a role-playing game hold sway.
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Totally solid LitRPG. Negative reviews are overstated.
- By Christopher on 01-05-24
By: SourpatchHero
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Path of the Berserker: A Daopocalypse Progression Fantasy
- Path of the Berserker, Book 1
- By: Rick Scott
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 28 hrs and 48 mins
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When the cultivators came to Earth, they destroyed our entire civilization in a matter of hours. Armies fell, cities burned, and that was before the moon turned red and filled our world with monsters. Now, over a decade later, what's left of humanity slaves under the heels of our Qi-infused masters. The luckiest of us might even become one of them, they say—if we serve the Dynasty well enough and harness the power of Qi. But I want none of that. I'm sick of serving, and I want nothing to do with their world. Instead, I want them to pay for what they did to mine.
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Great story. Not so Great Narrator.
- By Anonymous User on 01-03-24
By: Rick Scott
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Ritualist
- Completionist Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
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The decision to start a new life is never an easy one, but for Joe the transition was far from figurative. Becoming a permanent addition to a game world, it doesn't take long to learn that people with his abilities are actively hunted. In fact, if the wrong people gained knowledge of what he was capable of, assassins would appear in droves.
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Ritual is necessary for us to know anything
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 05-18-18
By: Dakota Krout
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Mimic & Me
- By: Cassius Lange, Ryan Tang
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid, Dorrie Sacks, Jeff Hays
- Length: 16 hrs and 57 mins
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Betrayed and left for dead by a group of slaving nobles, he thought there was nothing left but to bleed out as he counted the number of bricks on the ceiling. But fate had other plans.
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loved the narration. The story is OK, but
- By Michael Wilson on 08-18-23
By: Cassius Lange, and others
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Something
- Full Murderhobo, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
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Luke is an apprentice leather worker, training with his family to one day take over the business. He and his friends Andre, Taylor, and Zed have known each other forever, and swear that nothing will ever tear apart their friendship. Then the Royal Decree comes. With the Dynasty of Dogs invading, and strange monsters appearing in the Hollow Kingdom, a draft has been implemented. Everyone 17 or older is required to be tested for "Potential". If they have it, they will join the mysterious and renowned Ascender Corps. If not, they will be drafted into the Legion as a forced recruit.
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Ridiculous
- By John on 11-04-20
By: Dakota Krout
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Sylver Seeker
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Kennit Kenway
- Narrated by: Garrett Michael Brown
- Length: 20 hrs and 29 mins
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Don't miss the start of this LitRPG adventure about a reincarnated necromancer growing in power and finding his way in a new world where the rules have changed vastly since he last "lived".
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Bad lit, OK fantasy.
- By Danger nood on 01-10-24
By: Kennit Kenway
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Lord January
- A LitRPG Cultivation Saga (Year of the Sword, Book 1)
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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Grant Leap is an orphaned, mortal farmhand in a world where cultivation methods and Weapons of Power are jealously guarded and only passed down among family. He’s not content with his lot; as a Januarian, someone living in District January, he should be living the good life just like everyone else. Food, parties, food, entertainment, and food are the minimum requirement. As an orphan, specifically a reviled Leap, there’s not even a chance of being treated as a human.
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Dakota Krout has gotten fat on his readers
- By Audiophile on 01-30-22
By: Dakota Krout
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Artorian's Archives Omnibus: Books 1-3 in a Divine Dungeon Series
- Artorian's Archives Boxset, Book 1
- By: Dennis Vanderkerken, Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 36 hrs and 52 mins
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After his town is put to the sword and the children are taken to replace the fallen, an old man is out for revenge. He’s ready to fail at the most difficult challenge in the world: cultivation. Too corrupted to even take the first steps, the sly old elder simply agreed with those who told him that it was impossible. Then he quietly ignored them, rubbed his hands together, and started anyway.
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The Problem with Artorian Stories
- By Arthur Bradley on 12-15-21
By: Dennis Vanderkerken, and others
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Dungeon Born (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Divine Dungeon, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Amanda Forstrom, Christopher Walker, Danny Gavigan, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Conquering dungeons and using them to grow has long been the most efficient way to become a powerful adventurer. The only thing keeping the process from being easy is the Beasts that inhabit these places. Questions plague those entering this particular place of power: Where do the ‘rewards’ of weapons, armor, and heavy gold coins come from? Why is a fluffy bunny charging at me? For abyss-sake, why are there so many monsters? Cal has all of the answers to these age-old questions for a very simple reason. He is a Dungeon Core, a soul forced against his will into a magical stone.
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Abridged and poorly put together
- By Deborah on 07-26-23
By: Dakota Krout
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A Small Town in Southern Illvaria: An Isekai LitRPG
- A Budding Scientist in a Fantasy World, Book 1
- By: Acaswell
- Narrated by: Alexandra Ryan
- Length: 27 hrs and 2 mins
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When Alice Verianna went to sleep, she was just another teen from the Denver suburbs. She definitely didn't expect to be transported to a magical alternate dimension, inhabited by monsters and presided over by a mysterious System. Here, people resemble RPG characters and everyone has access to their own status screens. Grappling with the mechanics of the elusive System isn't the only challenge Alice faces. It seems an underground organization known as the Society of Starry Eyes has taken a particular interest in other dimensions.
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From the perspective of a dedicated researcher
- By Kindle Customer on 09-22-23
By: Acaswell
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Gods of the Game
- A SciFi LitRPG Adventure
- By: Phil Tucker
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
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In the sun-scorched future of 2442, survival takes the form of a game—Krieg Chess. More than a simple board game, it's a high-tech fusion of strategy and combat, demanding intellect and brute force in equal measure. Players wield advanced technologies and unearth latent abilities, transforming from pawns to knights, rooks to kings in a brutal ballet of power and progression. Against this backdrop emerge two extraordinary players: Charoen and his sister, Jessie, refugees from a camp outside Oslo, lifted from obscurity by the enigmatic billionaire Virgil.
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It's... Not his best work.
- By D Pierce on 02-09-24
By: Phil Tucker
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- Ben
- 01-10-24
Good but Not My Favorite Dakota Krout Book
Dakota Krout is one of my favorite authors. The narrator does a good job on this one but I think Luke Daniel’s might have done a better job accentuating some of the more comedic elements of the story.
Overall, this book reads a bit too much like a fairly conventional post apocalypse Litrpg story than I prefer... however I’ve never seen the main character as a cook class and the MCs perk also helps keep the story fresh.
I’m hoping we see more evolution in the MCs cooking class in the next two books so the story can stand out more from the more conventional Litrpg mechanics that are generally starting to get a bit dull.
That being said, the main characters are likable and there’s a good dash of humor and puns that have kept it enjoyable so far. I’d say this is also great for young readers as it keeps the language toned down more than adult focused apocalypse stories (yes, I’m talking about you Dungeon Crawler Carl). I think I’d give 4.5 stars if it were an option.
If you’re new to Dakota Krout consider checking out his very entertaining Divine Dungeon series first. The Competionist Chronicles and Full Murder Hobo series are also very entertaining.
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- Lee
- 01-11-24
Good OP MC fun!
I liked the puns and the emphasis on non-violent skills mattering even (especially) in an apocalypse.
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- Par Saver
- 02-22-24
A great value version of Dungeon Crawler Carl
It could be a Kirkland version, but the narrator tries too hard to imitate Jeff Hayes when doing the system announcements and it just falls very flat. The story is pretty good but I could do with about half as many food puns. The author has the food puns dialed up to 11. I could use about a five.
The story is entertaining and the books serve as a good thing to kill time while you're waiting for your next book to drop in your favorite series
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- Michael
- 01-11-24
Another Masterpiece
Honestly at first I was a fit off put that I thought this would mostly be about cooking. There is that but in a way I would of never imagined. This book is truly amazing. Dakota never ceases to amaze or wonder. 100/10.
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- Rebecca montsion
- 02-01-24
Another winner winner, chicken dinner
As you may expect from D Krout, this is another whimsical take on litRPG that is bizarre and endearing. Hats, off to you, sir. I can't wait for the next.
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- GriffMoDuo
- 01-12-24
Delicious LitRPG Worth Savoring
Sink your teeth into this one, regardless whether you're new to the genre and want a sample or are a long time fan looking for your next meal. It doesn't disappoint. Possibly my favorite Krout novel to date! It's certainly one of his best.
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- Robert Quinn
- 01-16-24
unique take on post apocalypse litrpg
A great idea from a great author, if your a fan of post apocalypse, litrpg, or progression titles you'll love it. Be glad you can get this title with a few bucks and don't have to pay a Metabolic cost!
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- Mark
- 01-13-24
It was delicious
Dakota strikes again. This was a treat for the ears on Audible and made me hungry more than a few times. The way this world has opened up in the first book has me ready for the second installment. Way to cook up a hit.
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- BluDog95
- 01-12-24
Cooking Calamity
Always the best humor and amazing storytelling by Dakota. Easy 5 stars for the chef.
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- Alexander
- 01-29-24
Endearing
Without revealing too much. Great ending. Something I’d like to see more of but great overall.
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