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Felix doesn’t get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar?
Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, but suddenly he’d fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs.
The book series Farting Adventures celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Collect them all!
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