• Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)

  • By: Robert Bevan
  • Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
  • Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (1,820 ratings)

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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)

By: Robert Bevan
Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
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Publisher's summary

Swords.

Sorcery.

Dick Jokes.

Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.

Having taken on the bodies of their fantasy characters, Tim and the others are forced to discover the answers to two questions that every underachieving lowlife who's ever rolled a d20 has asked themselves at least once.

What if you and your friends got to live the game for real? What if you and your friends were assholes?

Would you have what it takes to survive? The strength? The wisdom? The...charisma?

Do you have the dice in your sack?

It's like Lord of the Rings meets your mom in a truck stop bathroom, but even cheaper.

This set includes:

  1. Critical Failures
  2. Critical Failures II: Fail Harder
  3. Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words
  4. Critical Failures IV: The Phantom Pinas
©2016 Robert Bevan (P)2019 Robert Bevan

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Amaze balls of a listen

If you like game night with friends and they happen to be crude and childish and make d;(k jokes that are funny and make you pee your pants a little this book is for you! Be careful about listening in public or around other people. Funny and a great value! Spend your monthly credit on this now! Why are you still reading? Just click it and enjoy.

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what a ride!

This series is OutFuckingStanding! I flew through books 1-4, and can’t wait for 5-7.

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Loved every minute

Narrator was great!

I read a bunch of warnings about toilet humor and fart jokes. They were all true. That said anyone who has played DnD has had a campaign driven off the rails and THIS was a very fun and wild ride.

I'm grabbing the other books to continue the story and I CAN'T WAIT! Use your credit and give Caverns and Creatures a shot.

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Starts to wear thin.

The story starts off fun and energetic but starts to wear thin after awhile. My biggest gripe is Tim starting and continuing to be a tool all the way to the end of book 4. Also the fact they didn't sit down and explain the way the game really works with all the noobies.

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Excellent Storytelling

the last time I laughed this hatd was Kevin Harts autobiography. any RPGer will love this.

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Do You Remember the 1980s D&D Cartoon?

Do You Remember the 1980s D&D Cartoon? It’s like that, but the DM is an evil dork from our world who can send players into the game where they become trapped as their characters. Oh, and there’s way more swearing, dick jokes, and blasphemy. Rarely have I laughed so hard or been so thoroughly entertained by an audiobook.

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Oh My Gosh

As a D&D player, Star Wars enthusiast, and reference appreciator, these books have it all. Sure, the humor can be a bit dark and could be considered juvenile, but that is one of the best parts since you don't have to spend too much time focusing on a deep piece of literature while analyzing what is being said and applying it to real life. These books are just fun. Knowing they shouldn't be listened to in public or out loud makes it more of an inside joke level of fun, especially if you have another person or small group to listen with. Book three has some parts that weren't exactly necessary, in my opinion, but once you get through that, if you have any sense of humor or have played any RPG, the laughs will start back up again, and you're back in the game. The narrator brings every character to life and makes it more enjoyable to listen to than other books. I have finished books one through four and plan on continuing with the next four very soon.

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wow just wow

loved it, loved the characters, the narration, loved the story. a few plot points seemed forced but that's nit-picking.

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masterwork

love this entire thing nonstop laughs and shocks never a dull moment thats for sure

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Fucking hilarious

I have many books but I never leave a review but this book have me some of the best laughs I’ve ever had fucking cooper😂

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