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The 10th book in the brilliant Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning Barry Loser series.
Perfect for listeners aged seven and above and fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, Dennis the Menace and Pamela Butchart's Wigglesbottom Primary series.
Everyone at Barry’s school has gone football crazy, but Barry gets thrown out of the team (the Mogden Maniacs) for being completeerly rubbish. Then it turns out that his best friend, Bunky, is a super striker—so Barry becomes his manager. The cup final match is approaching, and Bunky’s getting carried away with his football fame—can Barry keep his head in the game?
Join everyone’s favourite loser on his 10th hilarious adventure!
Barry Loser: I Am Not a Loser was selected as a Tom Fletcher Book Club 2017 title.
Future Ratboy and the Invasion of the Nom Noms is shortlisted for the Lollies Award 2017.
Jim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first-class honours (the best you can get) and is the author of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning and best-selling Barry Loser series. He is also the author of the Barry Loser spin-off series, Future Ratboy. He lives in London and designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.
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Grow up...
- By Kelly on 03-08-20
By: Deborah Bee
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The Boy at the Back of the Class
- By: Onjali Q. Raúf
- Narrated by: Jennifer Jill Araya
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 49
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Story5 out of 5 stars 49
There used to be an empty chair at the back of Mrs. Khan's classroom, but on the third Tuesday of the school year a new kid fills it: nine-year-old Ahmet, a Syrian refugee. The whole class is curious about this new boy - he doesn't seem to smile, and he doesn't talk much. But after learning that Ahmet fled a very real war and was separated from his family along the way, a determined group of his classmates bands together to concoct the greatest idea in the world - a magnificent plan to reunite Ahmet with his loved ones.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great book for kids
- By Nadimire Jules on 12-08-23
By: Onjali Q. Raúf
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What Happens Now?
- By: Sophia Money-Coutts
- Narrated by: Sophia Money-Coutts
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Story4 out of 5 stars 154
After eight years together, Lil Bailey thought she’d already found ‘the one’ - that is, until he dumped her for a blonde 20-something colleague. So she does what any self-respecting singleton would do: swipes right, puts on her best bra and finds herself on a first date with a handsome mountaineer called Max. What’s the worst that can happen? Well it’s pretty bad actually. First Max ghosts her and then, after weeing on a stick (but mostly her hands), a few weeks later Lil discovers she’s pregnant.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Beach Listen
- By Anonymous User on 06-02-21
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Absolutely Almost
- By: Lisa Graff
- Narrated by: Noah Galvin
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 322
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 279
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Story4 out of 5 stars 281
Albie has never been the smartest kid in his class. He has never been the tallest. Or the best at gym. Or the greatest artist. Or the most musical. In fact, Albie has a long list of the things he's not very good at. And his parents keep reminding him of those things all the time...even when it's just by accident. But then Albie gets a new babysitter, Calista, who helps him figure out all of the things he is good at and how he can take pride in himself.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Beautifully performed, great book
- By Library on 11-10-14
By: Lisa Graff
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Kid Normal
- By: Greg James, Chris Smith
- Narrated by: Greg James, Chris Smith
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 188
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 145
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 146
When Murph Cooper rocks up to his new school, he can't help but feel a bit out of his depth. And it's not because he's worried about where to sit, and making friends, and fitting in, or not knowing where the loos are. It's because his mum has enrolled him at a school for superheroes by mistake. And unlike his fellow students Murph has no special abilities whatsoever. But just because you don't have superpowers, it doesn't mean you can't save the day....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Easy listen, mostly
- By Jules on 05-28-20
By: Greg James, and others
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The Passing Playbook
- By: Isaac Fitzsimons
- Narrated by: Jamie K. Brown
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
Fifteen-year-old Spencer Harris is a proud nerd, an awesome big brother, and a David Beckham in training. He's also transgender. After transitioning at his old school leads to a year of isolation and bullying, Spencer gets a fresh start at Oakley, the most liberal private school in Ohio. At Oakley, Spencer seems to have it all: more accepting classmates, a decent shot at a starting position on the boys' soccer team, great new friends, and maybe even something more than friendship with one of his teammates.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Formulaic but cute
- By Iaah L on 02-03-24
By: Isaac Fitzsimons
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Judy Moody
- Judy Moody, Book 1
- By: Megan McDonald
- Narrated by: Barbara Rosenblat
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 390
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 293
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 289
"Are you in a bad mood or something?" asked Rocky. "Or something," said Judy Moody. Bad moods, good moods, even back-to-school moods - Judy Moody has them all! When her teacher assigns the class the task of creating "Me" collages, it puts Judy in a cut-and-paste mood! Meet Judy Moody, her little "bother" Stink, her best friend Rocky, and her "pest" friend Frank Pearl. They're guaranteed to put you in a very Judy Moody mood... or something.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Oh my gosh! What a treasure!
- By MarissaB on 01-19-13
By: Megan McDonald
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The Secret Garden
- By: Frances Hodgson Burnett
- Narrated by: Carrie Hope Fletcher
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7,447
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6,708
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6,672
Mary Lennox starts her life as an unhappy victim of circumstance. After the loss of her parents, she moves to rural Yorkshire to live with a distant uncle where she resents the wildness of the countryside. At first, she struggles to find a place in this new existence. Although unsure about her surroundings and its occupants, through the gentle guidance of the maid she gradually becomes interested in the story of Mrs Craven, who apparently used to spend her time in a garden at the house, the key to which has vanished.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fabulous
- By Lady Lightning on 05-19-20
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Jack And The Beanstalk & Other Stories
- By: BBC Audiobooks
- Narrated by: Lenny Henry, Sheridan Smith
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 440
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 336
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 334
"Jack and the Beanstalk", read by Lenny Henry
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears", read by Sheridan Smith
"Puss in Boots", read by Lenny Henry
"Snow White", read by Sheridan Smith. Here are four fantastic stories, full of magic and fun, that young children are sure to love!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Jack and the beanstalk
- By Amazon Customer on 03-02-21
By: BBC Audiobooks
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The Ickabog
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,183
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4,610
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,599
The kingdom of Cornucopia was once the happiest in the world. It had plenty of gold, a king with the finest moustache you could possibly imagine, and butchers, bakers, and cheesemongers whose exquisite foods made a person dance with delight when they ate them. Everything was perfect - except for the misty Marshlands to the north, which, according to legend, were home to the monstrous Ickabog. Anyone sensible knew that the Ickabog was just a myth to scare children into behaving. But the funny thing about myths is that sometimes they take on a life of their own.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Oh, dear...
- By ili pika on 11-11-20
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Reluctant Dragon
- By: Kenneth Grahame
- Narrated by: Anton Lesser
- Length: 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,487
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,217
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,212
The Boy lives in a cottage with his mother and father, and the Dragon lives in a cave on the Downs. The Boy is his only friend. The Dragon is not at all the sort of Dragon one might expect to meet, however: he's polite and friendly.
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5 out of 5 stars
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THE HAPPY BOHEMIAN DRAGON
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-20-17
By: Kenneth Grahame
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