• Thrilled

  • By: Tom Segura
  • Narrated by: Tom Segura
  • Length: 55 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (111 ratings)

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Thrilled

By: Tom Segura
Narrated by: Tom Segura
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Publisher's summary

Comedian Tom Segura is incapable of doing an Asian accent. He can't dazzle you with puppets or an acoustic guitar. What Tom Segura can do is tell jokes. Jokes about black people, Mexican people, homeless people, little people, and, yes, his balls. But he’s light enough, endearing enough and downright wacky enough to tackle these topics without sounding like a fulminating Tea Party candidate or a Ragin' Palin apostle on his delightfully deranged and dippy debut album.

Segura’s performance on Thrilled is the result of having toured globally, performing at every major comedy festival, theater, club, bar, and rest stop along the way. Thrilled marks the debut album for Segura who brilliantly delivers his take on our world and, yes, his balls.

©2010 Tom Segura (P)2010 Rooftop Comedy Productions

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high and tight

mommy jeans killed this performance in 4 strokes.
Way to go Tim, I turned into a telescope.

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Touch my camera through the fence

Tom is one of my favorite comedians! I absolutely love him and his Podcast your mom's house Podcast! His wife and him are a great team and his stand up is unbelievably funny

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piss on me beat me try it out

Tom touched me thought the fence on this one. I still don't know where Garth is hiding the bodies tho.

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Very funny!

Early Tom brings it!! I laughed so hard I spit my drink! Great to listen to!

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